And so it was that after the usual Faffing around looking for a car park, avoiding the buses, tripping over tree roots
and walking into wrong driveways, a pack formed in the garage of one MR S. Quatter and Ms F. rogglesnot.
After some chatting and socialising the despotic GM facsimile that is SEXCHANGE doled out responsibilities and sent us on our way.
The ever present SQUATTER, stalking the pack on his kangaroo eradification vehicle, ensured that no one would accidently wander 
in the neighbouring suburb of Griffith thus endangering life and limb.
TWO FATHERS took us back 65 years and listed all the geographical features of the area we ran and walked through. Apparently, we 
passed the front fences of such 1950's lumenaries as "Dodger Mclean", Stan Ogdenthwaite the butcher, Squizzy O'reilly the alleged
"Ripper" of Kingston, The Kingston Tip, Blacket and Blumenthal - Purveyors of fine Offal to the Commonwealth parliament and "Stevo"
who in 1954 won a titanic game of marbles in Blodgers lane which cleaned out the half of the kids south of the yet to be constructed lake.
Meanwhile, BO PEEP was running with the Capital hash for the first time in 20 years and was engaged in serious conversation with
BETTY BOOP, dawdling behind the pack and eventually came up for air as they reached the drink stop. Thanks to our hosts for the night
for a tasty beveridge and selection of chips.
Back at the venue and after a couple of frivalous charges, SEXCHANGE roped in over 75% of the pack as "Returness" as part of a charge 
that became a parody of itself. FRIZZY LIZZY, still on an emotional high after having broadcast her first radio show, was keeping the circle 
from degenerating into to much chaos. 
Some of the more earth shattering charges from this evening were: 
Complaints about the lack of hard plastic down down vessels.
SCARLETT and HF for not following trail.
CRASH and BURN for wearing tights.
SQUATTER for having no confidence in his own trail
FREE WILLY for not backmarking
SEXCHANGE reminded us of how SQUATTER had boasted that "You will all hate me because of tonights trail" and then pointed
out that it would not be possible for the pack to hate squatter any more just because of a shit trail. The GM then sang a nursary rhythm
for the benefit of WET and HORNY and WILD RHINO.
GOBBLES was outed as the weeks media tart.
SUNBEAM was caught peeping into a life drawing class as we ran past the Narrabunda Olde Folkes Home.
It was FAG ENDs, FREE WILLYs, BO PEEPs and JUGGLERs last week at hash (havent we heard that before)
And so we were all delighted to hear the wonderful Latin song again. Subtle, and my personal favorite.
FRIZZY LIZZIE spent the whole night wondering if she should charge McTRASH for enjoying the snug warmth of a heated throw rug, considering he was her ride home !!!
The big prick was given to PARTY PIE
Birthdays were shared by GREENFINGER, MATILDA (no, the other one) and CRYING DICK.
We then heard the worst rendition of Shirley Bassey's "Green finger" EVER 
Finally, we celebrated FREE WILLYs 97th, SCARLETTs 1240th and 2 FATHERS 150th and then partook of a fine nosh. Thanks to 
SQUATTER and FROGGLESNOT 
May the Hash Gods bless you all
ON ON - Notes by EAGER BEAVER

[Ed. I swear this is how it came.]